#Tia is like ‘look at my man. He’s sexy AND functional. I’m totally gonna tap that later’ #and Eudora is like ‘OMG GURL YOUR HUBBY ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING’ #and Naveen’s parents are so proud #and naveen is just so happy to do a thing and show off that thing #like a 5 year old who drew a picture and wants it on the fridge
the thing that upsets me most here is that quite a few of these sample replies show profile photos of children. These people are raising families and kids. And for those fathers with daughters,I wonder how amusing they would find it if they knew there was at least a 1 in 4 chance of their own child being sexually assaulted or raped in her own lifetime.
A real funny joke there, dads.
I want a friendship like Miles and Kerry have
The best bros in the history of bros.
fun prank; tell women they’re only good for romance, sex, and having children. and then laugh at them for wanting romance, shame them for having sex, and act like they have to give up all facets of their personalities if they become mothers
yo… this is important.
I think that if Loki had tried this approach in Stuttgart, he’d been a tad more successful.
tony literally got everyone to willingly kneel without even having to raise his voice even just a bit
OK, so I measured my eye and it’s about a half inch high. Google says a human eye blink (up and down) takes about 300 milliseconds. So the eyelid is traveling half an inch up and half an inch down in 300 milliseconds.
So, on average, your eyelid is going 1 inch every 300 milliseconds. A bit of calculation converts that to 0.2 miles per hour.